If you stumbled upon this blog looking for porn, prepare to be disappointed. I’m just a girl with a blog writing about whatever blows my skirt up, tickles my fancy, chaps my hide, floats my boats, rocks my socks…you get the idea. Hope you enjoy!
P.S. 99.9% of the clichéd expressions mentioned above were already claimed as blog titles/urls. I settled on “whatever blows my skirt up” so that I could put my face on Marilyn’s body.